· Hillary Scott looks like a million bucks. Not that anyone is counting.
· We searched everywhere in order to find Asians we love. Fortunately, Mika Tan found us first.
· Nikola Tamindzic cleaned out his attic and all the AVN Expo memories came flooding back.
· Somebody got out of the house this week. Now if only we can get him to come back.
· Conclusive proof that American Idol only honors attention whores, not the regular kind.
· You got to have sex with pornstars! (Pornstars and sex not included.)
· Mardi Gras 2007 through the magic of moving pictures.
· The Hedgehog will not die ... ever! Do you hear us? Ron Jeremy will outlive us all!
· We all learned a valuable lesson about how the internet really works. Now if someone would kindly explain that lesson to us, we'll be all set.