Wet Spots: Girls Going (Discreetly) Wild

· The young ones have finally learned that maybe posting your naughty spring break pictures on the interwebs isn't such a hot idea. We know you swore all your MySpace friends to secrecy, but that's not quite how it works. (abcnews.go.com)

· Snobby Westchester, NY residents are peeved at their neighbor who turned a $3 million mansion into a BDSM dungeon; for that cost it must be the nicest dungeon anyone has ever been whipped in, so they're probably just jealous. (nypost.com)

· Britain is in crisis mode over the shortage of its most precious natural resource: sperm. They're still making it; it just turns out that most guys would rather keep it to themselves. (scotsman.com)

· Local librarians in Illinois find two amorous teens "researching" each other in the stacks. What's the Dewey Decimal Number for "getting freaky"? (cbs2chicago.com)

· The life of a recovering porn addict is a rough one. Delivering all those "scared straight" lectures takes a lot out of you. (royalpurplenews.com)

· Israel's Knesset tries to clamp down on internet porn. Isn't the Middle East chaotic enough? (xbiz.com)

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