Top Ten Video Game Boobies

If you wish you were at home right now playing "Dead or Alive" or classic versions of "Tomb Raider" instead of Minesweeper, or whatever the hell it is you do when you're at work, then maybe this video will tide you over until you can get that familiar vibrating controller back into your hands. (No, the other one.) The console lovers at Screw Attack rank their favorite sets of video game boobage throughout history and helpfully provide video evidence of the best pixilated mammaries. If you can handle the zany voices of the Morning Zoo-like announcers, it's a bit of gamer nostalgia that will give you nice distraction from your dreary day. If you're lucky enough to be at home right now, and are maybe playing one of these games as we speak, then that's even better. But sit tight; we'll get back to delivering real boobies soon enough.

· ScrewAttack - Top Ten Boobies (gametrailers.com)

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