Morning Wood: Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

· For those who missed the West Coast signing, David LaChapelle will be autographing copies of his new book, "Heaven to Hell" in New York City tonight. Hmm ... LA to NY ... Heaven to Hell. He's not trying to tell us something, is he? (taschen.com)

· Where does a Hungarian porn star turn to find true love? Why the internet, of course! That's where all the best, most stable long-term relationships begin. (pestiside.hu)

· Tyra Banks spends her days feeling up American Idol contestants. We have got to get our own talk show. (popoholic.com)

· Italian sexpot Monica Bellucci was this close to being in an actual porn movie, but thought it would be a "cheap stunt." A stunt, maybe, but with the money they could have charged for it, it certainly wouldn't have been cheap. (starpulse.com)

· It sounds like the Sex Workers' Art Show was a big success ... unless you've got something against sex work, in which case you're probably still ticked off about it. (flathatnews.com)

· Maybe you're into the more old school porn art—like 2,000-years-old school. Then you should head to London, because sex in a museum makes it classy. (arts.guardian.co.uk)

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