Morning Wood: George Washington Wanked Here

· Tara Reid seems to be recovering nicely from her plastic surgery nightmares. Whether this means no more taking her dress off on red carpets remains to be seen. (egotastic.com)

· For those of you who've been keeping track, porn has been upgraded to a $70 billion-a-year industry. Funny how our bank accounts don't seem to reflect that change. (Oh, and looking at naked women five or six times a day? Lightweights!) (mlive.com)

· A knight in not-so-shining armor threatened his neighbor with a sword because he heard a damsel in distress ... on a porn video. Just a reminder to keep the volume down. (digitaljournal.com)

· Hey, Chippendale's dudes are strippers too. They can get arrested with the best of them. (kcbd.com)

· Every business should have an effective and clearly-defined internet policy for employees. Our policy of "All porn, all the time" seems to work pretty well. (stuff.co.nz)

· For the record, having sex with passengers on airplane will get you fired, even if that passenger is a big-time movie star. Apparently, Quantas doesn't honor the "five famous people I'm allowed to have sex with" list. (yourguide.com.au)

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