Wet Spots: Remember When?

· Remember our old friend Keeley Hazell and her two special friends? They've been laying low for a while and we miss all of them. (dailypoa.blogspot.com)

· Remember the dude whose date cut him open and sucked on his blood? Well, his Valentine's Day was a walk in the park compared to this poor guy. Do they make candy hearts that say, "Sorry I sliced off your wang"? (businessportal24.com)

· Remember that flight attendant who said that nothing happened between her and Ralph Fiennes? Now it occurs to her that they did actually do it the lavatory, and without a condom to boot. No wonder first class tickets are so expensive. (nypost.com)

· Remember when Pittsburgh tried to shut down the city's last remaining porn theater. Well they just bought the place for a million dollars, which is almost what the theater used to charge for their large popcorn combo. (pittsburghlive.com, via avn.com)

· Remember the guy who likes to jog around San Jose's naked? He's come to the realization that the "liberating feeling" of rushing air against your bare skin isn't worth the $95 indecent exposure tickets. (abcnews.go.com)

· Remember when nobody had ever heard of comment spam? Those were some good times, huh? (ap.org)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives