Wet Spots: Hot Celebrity Blindsiding Action!

· Taking your jacket off while downhill skiing on a sunny day? Totally fine. Taking your pants off and touching yourself while riding the gondola to the top of the mountain? Not quite as fine. (forbes.com)

· Kim Kardashian tells TMZ.com that she was "blindsided" by the imminent release of her sex video. Is that what they're calling it these days? (tmz.com)

· A couple of gals took their clothes off on Lowell, Massachusetts, cable access TV and two people called in to complain. Hopefully at least one of them TiVo'd it to send to us. (lowellsun.com)

· You can no longer sell "sex devices" within 1,000 feet of a school in Sacramento County. But don't worry—you can still buy the good weed from the seniors in the high school parking lot. (sacbee.com)

· Actress Honor Blackman claims that she was constantly turned away from acting parts in '60s because of her fabulously large boobs. Fortunately, she was able to get by on her Pussy Galore. (dose.ca)

· We can't think of a better way to spend a gloomy Sunday afternoon in San Francisco than by touring the city's seediest strip clubs. Riding cable cars is so cliché anyway. (sfbg.com)

· These crocheted art works are not like Grandma used to make. Unless your Grandma was really, really cool. (recordonline.com)

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