“Porn” From The Past: “International Smorgas-Broad”

If you think current DVD titles like "Gaped Crusaders" and "Cockzilla" are pushing the envelope when it comes to nonsensical compilations with pun-heavy advertising copy, you need a little history lesson from the golden age of smut. This trailer for world-renowned cinema classic "International Smorgas-Broad" defies all logic, as well as most people's tolerance for cooking-related double entendres. While the excited narrator seems to imply that something will happen in this movie, we can't figure out what that could possibly be, or how a few dozens scenes of naked women lounging on chairs could be pieced together into a coherent story. Still, despite the washed out "Eastman color," it does make us nostalgic for the days when "sluts" and "whores" were referred to by more classy monikers, like "broad." Those were the days.

· International Smorgas-Broad (DailyMotion, via bedazzled.blogs.com)

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