Paris Hilton Unexposed?

Its contents may be long past the point of being safely confined to that storage locker, but that didn't stop certain parties concerned about the unbesmirched public image of America's favorite heiress-next-door from taking legal action to shut down ParisExposed.com, which despite our repeated attempts to access it over the weekend (=twice) seems to have been knocked offline*—thus depriving legions of curious suckers fans who ponied up the $39.97 subscription fee their credit card-given right to peruse further video clips of Paris' love nubbins and fat dudes covered in mountains of cocaine on a monthly basis.* Chief among Paris' champions is "Girls Gone Wild" czar and acknowledged compass of moral rectitude Joe Francis, who expressed his deep personal pain in a New York Post interview last Friday: "We're pissed and I feel for Paris right now. She's been victimized yet again ... These guys have absolutely no right to use the images, they flat-out put them on the Web with no permission. He messed with the wrong person." Given Mr. Francis' eminent authority when it comes to defending the honor of young women everywhere, we have no choice but to respect his position and promise to put the whole sordid manner behind us as we wish Paris all the best for a bright, wholesome tomorrow. After all, it's not like all those Google caches are going to stay around forever, you know.

· "'DEVASTATED' HEIRHEAD AND EX WILL SUE" (NY Post)
· "Paris Hilton and Joe Francis in Legal Fight to Take Down parisexposed.com" (hollywoodgrind.com - thanks Rick)
· See also: "I am - More Paris Exposed Shit of the Day" (drunkenstepfather.com)

*Update According to a "members newsletter" forwarded to us by a Fleshbot operative, the folks at ParisExposed.com have been busy doing some houskeeping of their own: "We spent the last few hours upgrading our networks and increasing our bandwidth and speed. We have just completed our system updates and our site is up and running ... faster than ever! Please visit http://85.17.61.101 to LOGIN and ACCESS your account." Guess that means Paris will be staying besmirched for at least a little while longer.

Previously: Update: Paris Hilton Still Exposed, Paris (Over)Exposed, Again