Wet Spots: Cast Your Ballots

· As a public service to Academy Award voters, here are the bare breasts of all five women nominated for Best Actress—yes, even Dame Judi Dench. It really is the only fair way to pick a winner. (thesun.co.uk)

· Meanwhile, Sharon Stone takes her nominees for "worst screen couple" out for a celebratory lunch. They may not be Oscar-worthy, but they've got some decent chemistry together. (Defamer + wwtdd.com)

· In these crazy times we live in, it's comforting to know that flashing your breasts for a rock star can still you get access to their exclusive VIP area. All is right with the world. (divine.ca)

· A fun-loving researcher does cartwheels in a bikini ... at the South Pole ... where the wind chill is -47° F. Kinda makes Pierce Brosnan look like a pussy. (livejournal.com, via Boing Boing)

· The NYPD rounds up strippers for doling out some special treatment at the famous club Scores. That's the kind of ending that no one is happy with. (nypost.com + nydailynews.com)

· Hey, Van Halen is getting back together! So why not celebrate with one of the horniest music videos of all-time, "Hot for Teacher." Something tells us they couldn't get away with this today. (Idolator + YouTube)

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