X-Rated Patents (Dot Com)

As if spending too many hours trawling Google's new Patent Search feature for the latest in insertable technology wasn't diverting enough, it's now even easier to keep up with what's going on in the sex gizmo world via the recent official launch of X-RatedPatents.com. which culls the Google listings for things like Breast Implant Injectors and Penile Volumetric Measuring Devices and presents them to you in convenient blog format, complete with their original illustrations. Of course, looking for these things is part of our job description, so we can legitimately claim it's made our day-to-day work more efficient; unless your job involves dildonic research (or sex blogging, for that matter), you'll have to come up with your own excuse when your boss catches you at your desk trying to make your own Lap Dance Liner out of a couple of paper towels and a piece of fine-grained sandpaper.

· Breast Implant Injector And Method Of Use, Penile Volumetric Measuring Device, Lap Dance Liner (all these and more @ X-RatedPatents.com)

Previously: Top Ten Sex Toy Patents, Sex Patents, Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive