Morning Wood: And Britney Will Show Us All

· Britney Spears can wear a bra and panties—at the same time!—and she's willing to prove it. Sooner or later she'll figure this whole "clothes" thing out, just you wait and see. (savemanny.blogspot.com)

· Who is Erin Nass? That's on a need-to-know basis and right now the fact that she is the hot girl in these photos is all you need to know. (gorillamask.net)

· A change in UK law could make stealing panties a sex crime. Frat boys everywhere are suddenly very nervous. (College kids still do panty raids, right?) (sundaymirror.co.uk)

· If you've got some time on your hands today and have absolutely nothing better to do we guess you can start downloading these PDFs of old skin magazines and use them to make some interesting wrapping paper for your holiday presents. We already have a complete collection of "Score" so we're all set, thanks. (flapandtickle.blogspot.com)

· Imagine sitting down to watch a nice, wholesome kids DVD and getting a eyeful of Katie "Jordan" Price doing things that would make "a lady of the night blush." Her boobs do sort of look like puppets, don't they? (people.co.uk)

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