Wet Spots: Checking Out Of the Hilton(s)

· Paris and Nicky Hilton may be taking this sisterly love thing a bit too far. We don't even want to know where Britney fits into all this. (gallery @ newsoftheworld.co.uk)

· Perhaps good, wholesome Rachel Bilson can make it all better. Wait, a sec ... that's not very wholesome at all. (gorillamask.net)

· Naked News is looking for new anchors, so if you like to read things while people stare at your boobs, this might be your big chance. Bonus points if you can correctly pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without laughing. (xbiz.com)

· A mom is suing a foster agency after her foster son finds old nude pics of her and unwittingly gives himself several years worth of expensive therapy sessions. He might survive the ordeal—but sadly, the pictures did not. (metro.co.uk)

· Finally, a dating service that only accepts really, really, really hot people. We've got to keep the gene pool sparkling clean, you know. (suntimes.com)

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