· Could pornstar Kendra Jade actually be involved in the Britney/K-Fed saga? If only Brit had been more willing to show her crotch to the public before the divorce, things might have turned out much differently. (kendrajadeonline.com + msnbc.msn.com)
· "A commotion of grunts and squeaks, flashing unconnected images and explosions of a million little particles." No, that's not a description of a car crash or our last hangover—it's the winner of this year's Bad Sex in Fiction Award. (cnn.com)
· A college sex columnist proposes a radical new idea to her schoolmates: try having sex without getting drunk first. Gee ... that's so crazy, it just might work! (ucsbdailynexus.com)
· Using Manix condoms will bring about the end of civilization. If this is commercial is accurate, it may be a price worth paying. (Click "Oui" for the French-impaired.) (tropdeplaisir.net, via adrants.com)
· Lucy Pinder demonstrates the proper way to use a pole for dancing. She's such a dedicated teacher. (attuworld.com)
· Finally, you haven't played volleyball until you've played naked volleyball. The Japanese beat us to all the technological innovations, don't they?
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