Morning Wood: More Holiday Shopping Tits Tips

· Don't worry if you haven't seen "Casino Royale," yet, because apparently Nikkala Stott doesn't actually play a Bond girl—no matter how much the editors of Ice wish it were so. (gorillamask.net)

· While we're on the subject of eBay this morning, Katie "Jordan" Price says that after she gets her G-cup implants removed she plans to auction them off. Can you imagine what the shipping charges on those puppies will be? (news.com.au)

· Today's nude charity calendar update: Louisville chefs get it off to raise money for a young girl with cancer. Hey, watch where you slice those vegetables, pal. (courier-journal.com)

· This firsthand account of the sex lives of polygamists is actually pretty depressing. Unless you're a guy with six wives, in which case it just sounds exhausting. (guardian.co.uk)

· The Pope has commissioned a study on condoms that will be reviewed by his top theologians. Maybe they can figure out how in the Hell you get those God-damned things out of the package in time? (alertnet.org)

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