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Morning Wood: The Second Coming of Britney

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· Just think—if everyone who visited Fleshbot last week looking for the Britney Spears Sex Tape chipped in a measley twenty bucks or so we might collectively score a copy for ourselves. Or we can all just save our money and wait a few more weeks for the highest bidder to "leak" a real excerpt from it to the interweb. So forget we asked. (News of the World)

· Meanwhile, Britney continues to reintroduce herself to a world which may have forgetten about her presence during her extended nupital confinement by wearing silly hats in public. Oh, and sort of walking around with one of her boobs hanging out too. (wwtdd.com)

· Imogen Bailey would like to welcome you to Australia. We would like to welcome her anywhere she wants to go. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Zookeepers in Thailand will show some panda porn to their bears to teach them how to mate. That's basically what we do here; Fleshbot is all about helping people learn. (smh.com.au)

· Women in England say that cleaning and cooking leave them too tired to have sex. So why are husbands always trying to bang the maid? (thesun.co.uk)

· In Japan, 62% of female college students have had sex and the "experience gap" among young men and women is shrinking. Finally, some equal opportunity for fucking. (japantimes.co.jp)

· A TV camera that was supposed to be covering a city council meeting in Malaysia was focused on the thighs of a female reporter instead ... and a councilman blames the woman for dressing too sexy. Gee, the "she asked for it" defense just doesn't work the way it used to. (thestar.com.my)

· The good news: another nude calendar is helping to raise money for a needy cause. The bad news: the models are all middle-aged, out-of-shape dudes. Can't win them all, we guess. (granthamtoday.co.uk)

· International students studying in Australia can only work twenty hours a week. So where do you find a part-time job with flexible hours and high pay? We'll give you two guesses. (story w/ audio @ abc.net.au)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives


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