Morning Wood

· Giselle Bundchen takes her dog for a walk ... in her bikini, of course. Isn't that how everyone does it? (doubleviking.com)

· If you're in the New York City area (sorry, rest of the entire universe) and looking for something to do tonight, living legend Nina Hartley will be lecturing at the Museum of Sex. She does have some experience in that area. (avn.com)

· A man walks into a convenience store, flirts with the clerk, and takes off all his clothes. It was going so well, until his girlfriend showed up. She's not much a wingman. (metro.co.uk)

· Ice-T gets naked on the cover of his new album. Fortunately, his model wife is there too. Unfortunately, that ridiculously small thumbnail is the only image we could find. That's not very "gangster" at all. (allhiphop.com)

· After finding out about a nude photo inside a weekly newspaper, a supermarket in Maine pulls the paper from its shelves, which is only slightly more mature than stealing every copy of a student newspaper for the same reason. It's not like freedom of the press is big deal around here. (mainetoday.com + firstamendmentcenter.org)

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