DVD: “Screeched”

"Mmm, freshly washed ... on the other girl's lip!" Mark your calendar for November 6th, kids: that way you can hide yourself inside a closet, turn off your electricity, and disconnect your computer so you won't be tempted order to go out and buy Red Light District's "Screeched", which will hit the shelves courtesy of Red Light District—the same company that bought you "1 Night in Paris" and that other celebrity sex tape DVD starring former pro wrestler Chyna and her giant clitoris. Sure, you may be curious to see what the heretofore mythic Dirty Sanchez (which AVN helpfully defines as "the smearing of fecal matter—sometimes a mixture of fecal matter and semen—under the nose of the receptive partner after anal sex, either with a finger or the penis") actually looks like, but ask yourself: is the prospect of a few minutes of gross-out giggleness really worth scarring yourself psychically for the rest of your life? We promise you'll thank us someday for warning you.

· "Red Light Lands Screech Sex Tape" (AVN)
· Red Light District: "Screeched" (.wmv preview and DVD ordering info @ clubredlight.com)

Previously: Screech Sex Tape Preview: You've Been Warned, Screech Sex Tape: The Horror Continues