Morning Wood

· Is this the worlds's smallest swimsuit? If the birthday suit doesn't count, then yes, we suppose it probably is. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· The head of Britain's conservative party is taking heat for investing his company's money in Jill Kelly Productions. What's the real scandal here: investing in a porn company or that fact that he somehow lost money by doing so? (mirror.co.uk)

· The Supreme Court apparently sticks its fingers in its ears whenever someone tries to bring up sex toys or g-strings. Loosen up, baby! (abc4.com)

· Looking for a gift for the guy or gal who has everything? A t-shirt that says "Squeeze No Child's Behind" will at least let them know you care enough to help make sure online pedophile vigilante groups look the other way. (10zenmonkeys.com)

· If your boss is getting a little too good at sneaking up on you from behind, consider the "Stealth Switch" foot pedal, to quickly hide what you're really up to. In a fight like this, it helps to have right the weapons. (thinkgeek.com, via wired.com)

· We've got to start looking up more when we're on vacation. (attustest.blogspot.com)

· Big-boobed women of the world, sports bra makers hear your pleas. Sort of. Hey, at least they're making an effort. (miami.com)

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