Wet Spots

· Dannii Minogue in a bikini is just about the only thing that could get us through this Monday. Here's hoping the rest of the week looks this good. (egotastic.com)

· A pretty impressive list of pornstars have signed up to appear at next month's "Tampa Show." Make sure your pen has plenty of ink. (For autographs, you perverts!) (xbiz.com)

· From the makers of air guitar comes "air sex." Great, now you can both fake it. (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· Could the sex strike by the wives and girlfriends of Colombian gang members actually be working to stop the violence? It sounds more like powder keg waiting to explode, if you ask us. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Some egghead explains why the hardcore scenes in the movie "Destricted" aren't porn. Yes, it's art, but can you jerk off to it? (slate.com)

· "Age of Conan" (the barbarian, not the talk show host) will be the "most mature" MMO video game ever made. Of course, many of the folks playing it will likely be barely past puberty, so maybe "mature" is a relative term. (warcry.com)

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