Wet Spots

· Did Kelly Clarkson really give up her car because of pornstar Alana Evans? Did we just post a gossip item about Kelly Clarkson? Is there anyway to resolve this auto dispute with some sort of naked demolition derby? (nypost.com, via idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· If only Lindsay Lohan had seen these, her current troubles could have been avoided. But then what would have to we talk about? (missgeschickladylapsus.de, via Boing Boing)

· For a creepy, two-inch tall fake human, that Plasticman sure knows how to get around. (hansbernhard.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Learn how a gay male underwear party saved a children's puppet show. If this idea catches on, it just might save us all. (nymag.com)

· Officially, Goldman Sachs, the investment bank, can no longer be confused with GoldmanSex, the global escort directory. In reality, most people still can't tell them apart. (xbiz.com)

· This was a wise investment on Stacy Keibler's part. That ass ain't gonna last forever. (YouTube, via tubewad.com)

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