Sex Blog Roundup

Pack your lunches and don't forget your rubbers: it's back to school time! At the front of the class, you'll find the sex bloggers who strive for good grammar and work to cross every T. Even Strunk and White would be pleased ... not to mention turned on.

Make the grade with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Erotidictionary: Logic Porn

Personally I think we all become amateur Logic Porn writers in adolescence. When we sit in geometry class staring at Ms. C___'s attributes, the mind begins to drift and think of what it will take to make a twenty something math teacher decide to fuck one of her students.

- Erotiterrorist

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Baseball

Start at the beginning: I posted an ad on CL about a month ago for a Rope Top, or as I like to call them, a "rope guy" (although guy in this case is not indicative of any gender preference). I got a few good responses but nothing has worked out yet. The first guy wanted too much secrecy and cloak-and-dagger for me, I didn't feel safe. The second guy never showed for our first coffee date. The third guy, Walt, continued my string of bad luck.

- Journey Into Submission

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E-mails to an Escort

Here are some real e-mails from potential johns I won't reply to. They're not outright rude or ridiculous, but they have either Waste-of-Time or Too-Much-Trouble written all over them. Step into a call girl's shoes and read between the lines. Maybe you can guess why these guys won't be worth the effort. Enjoy!

- Compartments: An Escort's Weblog

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" . . . and IIIIIII-ye-IIIIIIIII, think you need glasses . . . "

"What are your intentions with my daughter?" Murray asks, staring down at me through thick glasses. For a white-haired Jewish man, he's intimidating.

Instinctively, I glance at Renee, and she rolls her eyes.

- Hi, My Name is Steve, and I Am a Sex Addict

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Tableau of Sensuality

Open the door. What do you see? Me. You see me.

Look at me. Go on, look.

See the glint in my eye? You know what that means.

See the curve of my hip, cocked, with my hand resting gently upon it.

As I stand. Waiting for you. Wordlessly inviting you.

Come on. Come to me.

Come and get me.

- The Erotic Journal of Juno Henry

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Falling Falling Falling Through

I've been staying with The Girl in her studio since she has our cats and took the things that I didn't pack and lots of our mutual belongings (tv, kitchen stuff, etc) and I was seriously freaked out about being homeless and it's easier to just stay than to deal with hurting her (again) and because I'm probably falling in love with her again.

- Sugarbutch Chronicles

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