Morning Wood

· It looks like Charlize Theron will not be playing any more overweight characters anytime soon. Who needs more Oscars when you look like that? (wwtdd.com)

· Somehow we missed the inflatable sex doll rafting races on ESPN this weekend. It looks like fun, but as one contestant learned the hard way, getting a little too frisky with your "watercraft" will end your day early. (photos @ bubblebabachallenge.ru + mosnews.com)

· So it was more than a publicity stunt: the man behind the "Boobs on Bikes" (last post about this - hopefully) wants a promotion from "porn king of New Zealand" to "mayor of Auckland." More pornstar parades would certainly get out the vote. (tvnz.co.nz)

· Tericka Dye, the pornstar-turned-unemployed teacher, is turning to Dr. Phil for help. Once that's over with, she'll probably be really depressed. (14wfie.com)

· Mattel doesn't mind that Barbie lives in sin with Ken, but an art show depicting her as a lesbian is too much to handle. We thought she was in favor of "girl power." (iol.co.za + karuska.com.br, via sexblo.gs)

· A man in Iowa "flips out" and destroys the inside of an adult store. Yes, it's very exciting in there, but try to control yourself. (zwire.com)

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