Wet Spots

· With all the attention paid to celebrity see-through shots, it's a little sad that the ass is so often overlooked. Thank you, Heather Locklear! (wwtdd.com)

· The Miss World contest has a nipple problem of its own, as Polish officials prefer their cartoon mermaids fully dressed. Frankly, we think any pageant could always use a bare boob or two. (canada.com)

· Our nerdy Lifehacker brethren offer us this handy download that helps you hide program windows from nosy nellies. We passed, though, because our bosses get mad if they don't see tits on our monitors. (Lifehacker)

· Looking to spice up your marriage? Try bringing a laptop to bed. We've never had cybersex with the other person actually in the room before, but if you can't lie about your appearance then what's the point? (nytimes.com + Gawker)

· Porn provocatuese Lizzy Borden is selling custom portable dancer poles. So how do you customize a pole, anyway? (Er, forget we asked.) (avn.com)

· Tokyo changes its mind and now says people can see naked pictures of a pregnant Britney Spears on the subway. Thank goodness, that's cleared up. (dailymail.co.uk)

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