Wet Spots

· A photo has actually emerged from that "Boobs on Bikes" pornstar parade in New Zealand. Did anyone tell them that it's actually winter in the Southern Hemisphere? (chinadaily.com.cn)

· Maxim is subtly making changes to appeal to its more "upscale" readers, which we assume means college seniors as opposed to college freshmen. (mediabistro.com, via Gawker)

· A dump truck full of dirt tipped over and crashed into an adult video store in San Francisco, which sadly made the place less filthy. Thanks folks, we're here all week! (avn.com)

· Another reminder to check your URLs when creating a website intended to help the public, because you just know some pornographer has already done it for you. (uk.news.yahoo.com)

· We should have mentioned this in our sex toy travel advisory, but if you do happen to forget that your penis pump is in your carry-on bag, don't tell security that it's a bomb. Those guys just have no sense of humor. (nbc5.com)

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