Become [Your Name Here] Midwest

Have you always wanted to get into the porn business, but hate the gorgeous weather and vibrant nightlife of the San Fernando Valley? Then perhaps you could follow in the footsteps of Melissa Midwest, who has launched a search to find herself a protégé (or successor?) Winners will receive a one-year contract with Melissa, who will set the lucky girl up with a car, an apartment, a $100,000 salary, and all the tools and know-how needed to turn yourself into a bona-fide internet pornstar. The only catch, of course, is that you must move to Lincoln, Nebraska, which would give even the most ambitious women a moment of pause. Then again, Melissa seems to like the locals (when not being arrested by them) so maybe it's worth a shot. Enjoying the taste of corn of the cob is not required, but having a functioning pair of breasts and a vagina probably is.

· Melissa Contest (melissacontest.com)

Previously: DVD Review: "The Search for Adam & Eve", Roxy Top Doxy, Fleshbot Contest: So You Want To Be A Porn Star, Take Two, Free Melissa Midwest!, Melissa Midwest vs. Brooke Skye: The Dildo Wars, Melissa Midwest CD Giveaway Contest, Melissa Midwest: "Confessions of a Teen"