Morning Wood

· Behold the Whores of Warcraft. You kind of knew it was going to happen sooner or later didn't you? (whoresofwarcraft.com, via Boing Boing)

· John Young of England is the new world champion of strip poker. No word yet on whether he's really a good card player or if no else wanted to see him naked. (maconareaonline.com)

· Remember that judge who got caught using a penis pump while court was in session? Yeah, he's going to jail. Seems a bit harsh for someone was only trying to make things fair. (sapulpadailyherald.com)

· Maxim magazine sues Maxxim strip club for using their name to display sexy women taking their clothes off. Also, because Maxim would never do anything so cheap as borrow someone else's idea. (Gawker)

· A super-scientific survey (conducted by a drink company) shows that 45% of South African women prefer shopping to sex. And that's why almost none of our content comes from South Africa. (bbc.co.uk)

· Christina Ricci sent sexy photos to a director in order to win a part in his movie, instead of just sleeping with him like most actresses would. Somehow she still got the part. (wwtdd.com)

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