Wet Spots

· Melissa "Midwest" Harrington has been sentenced to six months probation after her second public nudity conviction. Despite avoiding up to eight months of jail time, she still plans to appeal the verdict—which means you haven't seen the last of her. Or her nipples. (kcci.com)

· Jenna Jameson's husband Jay Grdina has been accused of assaulting a stripper during a table dance, which begs the question, "What is Jay Grdina doing buying table dances a strip club?" Hey, pal ... you're married to Jenna Jameson! Isn't that enough for one man? (eastvalleytribune.com - thanks L.)

· Carmen Elektra has signed on to be the spokesmodel for a new weight loss pill. Fortunately, it doesn't work on breast implants. (adrants.com)

· You probably shouldn't call the cops on your husband just because he refuses to sleep with you, even though he probably does deserved to punished for his crimes. (Yahoo)

· Becoming a male stripper can lead you to many exciting places ... like Juneau, Alaska. Hey, at least it gets you out of the house. (juneauempire.com)

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