Wet Spots

· Hewlett-Packard's latest catalog appears to pay an inadvertent (we think) tribute to legend of Goatse. Yes, our minds are in the gutter ... what's your point? (hp.com)

· The Free Speech Coalition is searching for a new leader now that executive director Michelle Freridge has stepped down. Applicants must be well-spoken, good with people, and able to discuss "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes 2" with a straight face. Guess that disqualifies us. (avn.com)

· And why yes, we are cosponsoring a fabulous contest with VividAlt where we'll be sending a lucky winner to Los Angeles to appear in a porn movie; you can check out the contest details here. Glad you asked! (avn.com)

· Tampa, Florida, does not want an adult trade show in their convention center. They prefer that you take your clothes off in one of the many strip clubs that the city is famous for. They do have a reputation to maintain. (tampabays10.com)

· Fellas, if you have to scratch down there, try and do it with a little class. We're not animals, after all. (boysstuff.co.uk, via wfmu.org)

· Fucking nazis. We hate those guys. (livejournal.com/wtf_omgz)

· A new study (and why they were studying this we don't know) says that hungry men prefer women with a little more meat on their bones. We think the real story is that guys who can't stop eating are just hungry for someone their own size. (bbc.co.uk, via Boing Boing)

· The war on shirtless men comes to Milwaukee. We know it's hot, but when you have a "keg" instead of a six-pack, try to keep it under wraps. (jsonline.com)

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