Wet Spots

· Lindsay Lohan has apparently quit her acting career to become an American Apparel model. Sorry, but posing for bedroom bikini shots during a party is just a short step away from your very own Girls Gone Wild DVD. (popsugar.com)

· So she didn't win Miss Universe, but Miss USA Tara Conner has still done this nation proud. Besides, Puerto Rico does, technically, belong to us. (wbko.com + gorillamask.net)

· An British insurance company goes the extra mile for female drivers, by giving them great rates and a blow-up buddy to get them into the car pool lanes. Their dates must be thrilled about the three-way possibilities. (Jalopnik)

· Password protect your genitals with these stylish briefs. Are those encrypted? Because we know a few guys and girls who can be easily hacked into. (jinx.com)

· A not-at-all-biased survey from Morality in Media claims that 73% of adults believe porn is morally unacceptable. The other 27% must be our readers, so keep it up, gang! (family.org)

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