Wet Spots

· Don't forget to celebrate that all-important birthday this week. Of course, we mean July 5, 1946: the day the bikini became a beacon of freedom for belly buttons everywhere. (sfgate.com)

· In honor of that other holiday, The Smoking Gun brings together its two favorite things about America: mug shots and strippers. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! (thesmokinggun.com)

· Our nerdy little brother Valleywag has more info on Veoh's decision to remove all the smutty goodness from its site. It's all very legal-y, so all we want to know is this: when can we have our free nudity again? (Valleywag)

· Your carpal tunnel syndrome will be a thing of the past
once you get a hold of this new ergonomic keyboard/naughty french maid outfit. No more one handed typing — if you can find a secretary to fill the position, that is. (newlaunches.com, via Gizmodo)

· The French director of the soon-to-be-classic "Little Bulgarian Sluts" is changing the title because Bulgarians don't appreciate having their national symbols mocked. (Go figure.) The movie still features sluts from Bulgaria, but at least no one will be offended by the title. (novinite.com)

· Why do spammers send spam in the first place? Because it works; people click and someone makes money. So why do they click? Because everybody loves porn. (nytimes.com, registration required)