Wet Spots

· Wired has a full roundup of the action at last week's Sex In Video Games conference in San Francisco, but we prefer the pull-no-punches dish served by our own rabble rouser Violet Blue. We'd never accuse her of being a soft little girly-girl ... unless, you know , she roughed us up and made us do it. (wired.com + tinynibbles.com)

· If you like the new issue of Knickers Forever, Agent Provocateur's online magazine/catalog/martial aid, you can have it delivered straight to your inbox. You can even try to claim you're reading it for the articles, but no one has bought that excuse in years. (agentprovocateur.com)

· Despite an annoying voice, a goofy face, and an inescapably awful nickname, Dustin "Screech" Diamond claims his real curse is his massive 10-inch penis. Yes, Screech has a horse cock. We'll give you a moment to let that sink in. (howardstern.com, via cityrag.blogs.com)

· CNN reports that some Hurricane Katrina "victims" used their FEMA relief money for divorce lawyers, strip clubs, and "adult erotica products" which the government claims is "not necessary to satisfy legitimate disaster needs." Says you! (cnn.com)

· This video is a little confusing, but we think the message is that if you get nervous before your next flight, you should try humping the airplane into submission. Your fellow passengers will thank you for it later. (Flash video w/sound @ goldiechiari.com, via Indie Nudes)

· Is this what a "rubber baby buggy bumper" is? If so, that tongue twister is a lot more twisted than we thought. (.wmv video @ yourdailymedia.com)

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