Porn Valley Dispatch: Justine Joli’s Pantynomics

Missouri-born Justine Joli is limber like a Girls-Only willow tree, and she does this thing where she can suck her own toes.

But the practical redhead also knows how to stretch her income. How? Well, like any other enterprising American, she sells her panties online. Read more after the gap.
- G. Ponante

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Joli was on the set of a Roy Karch riff for Adam & Eve called "Pussy Worship". Hers was 1/10 of those venerated in the movie.

She was doing this scene in a bathroom with Celeste Star and I, the boom operator, a cameraman, and the set photographer bobbed and weaved in the echoing room to not show up in the mirrors a la "Three Men And a Pussy".

Star ripped open Joli's stockings at the crotch and began going to town. It might be because by the time I had thoughts of ripping stockings at the crotch I was also paying rent that I wondered if such an act of passion might eventually become cost-prohibitive.

"I hope the production is paying for your underpants, Justine," I said.

"No," she replied. "I bring these myself and then auction them on my website when the movie comes out."

She explained how she'd experimented with various extra-porn moneymaking endeavors like auctioned dinner dates. "The guy was into Isaac Asimov and trashed Robert Heinlein," she said. "I was like, 'You don't like Robert A. Heinlein?'"

Finally, she figured that she could maximize her panty income by selling them along with the movies they appeared in. "Buy the panties," she said, "and get the movie free."

· Justine Joli (justinejoli.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

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