Wet Spots

· Reminder: you have until noon tomorrow (EST) to enter our "So You Want To Be A Porn Star" contest and win a role in Joanna Angel's new video. If your name isn't in the credits, someone else's will be!

· Blushing brides, bountiful booties, and bursting seams are all part of the latest issue of Agent Provocateur's "Knickers Forever"—online just in time for Mother's Day, in case you wanted to treat that special MILF in your life to a lacy undersomething as a token of your affection. (agentprovocateur.com)

· Naughty America's plan to picket the E3 convention today to protest its exclusion from the expo sounds like a great idea, even if paying your demonstrators doesn't exactly scream "power to the people". Still, getting banned from the hall is probably the best thing that could happen to their new sex fueled game, since they still get all the publicity with half the nerds. (xbiz.com; more E3 2006 coverage @ Kotaku)

· Despite its many honors, it shouldn't be a huge surprise that last year's porn blockbuster "Pirates" was made under less-than-honorable circumstances: it seems that producers told the owners of the HMS Bounty replica ship that they wanted to film a family-friendly swashbuckler on their boat, then made it a key piece of the award-winning hardcore video. They should look on the bright side—it could have been used for an episode of Captain Stabbin instead. (herald.ns.ca)

· Beyonce goes with a nice "rhinestone cowboy" theme for her latest sunbathing adventure; we're glad she understands that when you're hot and famous and you want lounge by the pool in a bikini someone is definitely going to take your photograph, so you might as well work with your stalkers and class it up a bit. (wwtdd.com)

· In today's update from the New York City toe licker beat, a second man has been arrested for feeling up a woman's feet and then stealing her shoes—all while wearing a Superman costume. See? Everything in that city is just a little bit flashier ... even the perverts! (nydailynews.com)

· Speaking of the Man of Steel, his female comic book counterparts are notorious for their ridiculously oversized curves, which are meticulously drawn by loving horndogs. Well, one female fan decided to level the playing field with some bulge-tastic covers of her own. Superman, indeed. (livejournal.com, via Boing Boing)

· We were intrigued by the headline "Paid Time Spent On Porn" since that pretty much describes our way of life—until we realized that it wasn't referring to us, but to corrections officers in Cincinnati who were supposed to be watching prisoners, not smut. Sorry, guys—maybe you should leave this stuff to the professionals. (enquirer.com)

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