DVD Review: “Nothin’ But A Gangsta Orgy”

Each morning when I wake, there is a tune in my head: "It's a gangsta orgy 'round here."

So imagine my surprise when I popped in Black & Wild's "Nothin' But A Gangsta Orgy" ... only to hear the soundtrack of my life! More about how we do and to whom belongs "that dick" after the gap.
- G. Ponante

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Nothin' But A Gangsta Orgy

Studio: Hustler
Director: D. Sparky
Cast: Kaleah, Valerie Spice, Angel Skye, Fetish Fatale, Love, Madison, Pursuajon, Mya, Raven Sky, Vida Valentine

Review by Gram Ponante

If I were the public speaking teacher of Pursuajon, Raven Sky, and Angel Skye and had to grade the trio's performance as each introduced herself to the camera at the beginning of "Nothin' But A Gangsta Orgy", I would have to fail them. It seemed that each performer, upon telling me what she was going to do with my cock, couldn't turn her back to the camera fast enough, walk over to a couch upstage, and shake her booty listlessly.

"Speak up!" I would yell from my desk at the back of the room. "I'm not believing what you say you'll do with my cock!"

But it wasn't a public speaking class. It was, in fact, Nothin' But A Gangsta Orgy.

Soon the ladies were joined by two gentlemen. Still bent over the couch, each was subject to an inspection involving ass slapping, titty-jiggling, and thong-bunching. As I was keeping score, only one of the gentlemen was dressed like a gangsta. The other was dressed like a hip church organist. What followed was Nothin' If Not A Gangsta Orgy plus a hip church organist.

We join the next scene in progress as four ladies grope each other in preparation for what I think was inevitable: the arrival of gangstas to finish the job in true gangsta style.

One might think that the livestock sale-like nature of the previous scene's inspection was due to the fact that men were present, but in this scene it was demonstrated that the ladies were actually self-jiggling. The camera pulled out to reveal that the quartet were all perched on a purple ottoman.

The group was again joined by two men, one of whom looked like a gangsta and one of whom looked like he was in transition out of da life. Kaleah, in a pink top, kept up a running commentary through the scene that was casual and supportive.

"She likes that fat dick," she said, referring to Valerie Spice.

"Put your pussy on that dick just like that," one man said, referring to his own dick.

A pattern emerged of scenes in which only half of them men present appeared to be gangstas. It was either a union thing, or my definition of gangsta is too narrow.

What the movie lacked was all eleven women in one scene, but that, I guess, would have been something More Than Just A Gangsta Orgy.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Order: "Nothin' But A Gangsta Orgy" (Adult DVD Empire)

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