Best of Sex Advice

It's not easy having genitals. We think that everyone should get an owner's manual for his or her thingy at birth which would cover all the possible sticky situations that could arise, thus averting years of confusion and shame. Until that bright future is upon us, though, take heart: there are still all those online sex advice columnist available to help fill in the gaps.A. Tolesco

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Eye.net, Love Bites:
It's certainly ironic that people complain that sex is "everywhere." In fact, sex is not everywhere. The implication of sex is everywhere, and what it implies is usually entirely unrealistic. It makes you wonder if fetishes originate not as a result of an unrestrained society, but because of one that lacks ordinary and open representations of sexuality. Not that I would want to live in a world where nobody wanted to fuck teapots and gym socks, mind you...

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Council of the 12 Apostles, Steps in Overcoming Masturbation:
In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective technique called "aversion therapy". When we associate or think of something very distasteful with something which has been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of them as you do the act.

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Askmen.com, Donald Zimmer:
Excessive masturbation can stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. This immoderate amount of stimulation can result in an over-production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters like acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin, causing a considerable change in body chemistry.

The side effects of these changes in body chemistry can manifest themselves as:

# Fatigue
# Hair loss
# Memory loss
# Blurred vision
# Groin/testicular pain

Because over-masturbation distresses liver and nervous system functions, it can also lead to sexual exhaustion (even in younger males). This can include the appearance of impotence or erectile dysfunction in males way before the average age of onset.

Seminal leakage, otherwise described as the emission of sperm from the penis without an erection, is another common problem associated with extreme masturbation. This is a sign that the nerve keeping the ejaculation valve shut is weakening because of excessive use and over-stimulation.

To add to the associated physical problems, in extreme cases, your compulsion with masturbation may get in the way of your work and family life the same way any other addiction (like alcohol or gambling) would.

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All Sex Advice, Expert Advice:
My boyfriend and I have been going out 6th months now and were having some trouble. We have good sex but times we try oral or a handjob i cant get him off. He says he has a hard time coming and ive only gotten him to cum from a hand job once and it nearly killed me. For a bj he has to jerk off the finish. He says its fine and that its just the way he is BUT i was wondering if maybe its because hes bent. Can this affect a guys ability to get off? Is there a way to help this? He says even whenn he masterbates alot f times its hard to get off. This is i guess more of my probelm just because i feel like im not attractive enough or its not good enough and i know hes told me a million times its not the case but its just a turn off to me and i cant help it. I feel like its really hurting our relationship, because of other reasons beyond this we almost broke up recently and i ended up cheating on him. Horrible believe me i feel guilty but now i feel worse because i keep saying i want to be with him but i keep thinking about the other guy and i think alot of it was bc he got off from a blowjob which is as far as it went. It almost felt like i had finally run a race or something because i have been sucking my boyfriend off soo much and couldnt and this guy happened right away. I want him to enjoy sex more and i want to get over this and enjoy it too. So again i ask if a bent penis gets off less and how to help this?Also any generla tips for a cum shy cock if its not because its bent?

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Time Out New York, Get Naked:
I recently took advantage of a unique opportunity to share an intimate weekend with an ex-boyfriend's father. What struck me most about the experience was how remarkably similar the penises of father and son were. Both grew from about 2.5 inches soft to 7.5 inches hard. Both had the same thin shaft with the same mushroom-shaped head. Both had the same Ping-Pong-size balls. So my question is: Does a son always inherit his penis entirely from his father? While I've never seen my own dad hard, I know our soft cocks look pretty similar. Is a well-endowed man guaranteed to pass on to his son his due birthright? Or should he ask his bride's father for some sort of proof that the family jewels won't be squandered or diluted? What a way to nurture a meaningful relationship with one's father-in-law!

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Literotica.com, Ask Aspasia:
I'm only about 5 ' 8 " tall, and only weigh about 135lbs., but oddly enough I am VERY well endowed. My wife and I are only "able" to have sex in certain positions (otherwise she says it hurts??) Now don't get me wrong, the sex is absolutely fantastic. However, I want to be able to experiment with different positions. Are there any positions that would not have a painful effect on her?

Female opinion question; Do you think it is a turn off to see a really small guy with a REALLY huge penis?

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Caned In Totnes, Ask Dr. Hump:
There comes a time when every girl will invite you to a fish supper feast with the tang of the sea and plenty of batter. The rule goes like this:

If your snogging is crap
You'll never get a flap snack
If you are an excellent kisser
You'll be fine at licking her pisser

The principles to muff diving are essentially the same as French kissing on the lips, I'm sure you'll be fine my lad. Enjoy your fur burger and remember, if you do a good job then she'll let you progress to 4th base in no time.

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Nerve.com, Sex Advice From... Gossip Columnists:
Would becoming a gossip columnist help or hurt my sex life?
It'll make you paranoid. Not that people should write about you, but for some reason they do, and then you're afraid to be in a bedroom with anyone because you don't want them calling Gawker or the Daily News and saying, "He did all sorts of sick and venal things." You can't have any fun if you can't be sick and venal.

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