Morning Wood

· The Smoking Gun brings us another case of sex discrimination at Hooters, but with a new twist. A male supervisor was allegedly fired after sticking up for waitress who were told that if tips were light, go ahead and turn tricks to earn the extra cash. We knew we should have asked for the "Spicy Jack" wing sauce. (thesmokinggun.com + hooters.com)

· Australian joins the depressing worldwide crusade against good, clean fun by ordering cheerleaders to cover their midriffs. A cheerleader without a visible belly button is like sugar-free ice cream: sure, it still gets the job done, but what's the point? (sportsillustrated.cnn.com + threewisheslingerie.com)

· The four major networks join forces and sue the FCC for overstepping its authority with the recent wave of indecency rulings. Seriously, how could there be any complaints filed against CBS's "The Early Show," when no one is even watching? (washingtonpost.com)

· New research claims that having regular sex can improve your golf score. This study is brought to you by the Society of the Neglected Wives of Golfers. (dailyrecord.co.uk)

· Sex researchers present a hopeful look at the future of sex and technology, but we're beginning to wonder if teledildonics is one of those "wave of the future" innovations that will never really lives up to its promise. It's sort of like those personal jet packs we're still all waiting for: you might see it at a trade show or the occasional Super Bowl halftime, but will you ever actually have one in your garage? (Reuters)

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