Wet Spots

· Rumor has it that Jessica Simpson is getting set to don the trademark red swimsuit of Baywatch's finest. Apparently, she won't rest until she's forever tarnished the lusty teenage memories of not one, but two generations of men. (thesun.co.uk + imdb.com)

· Move over, Judy Blume: young adult fiction is getting down and dirtier these days with the likes of "The Au Pairs" and the "Gossip Girl" series. Think "Sweet Valley High" meets your typical Harlequin bodice-ripper. Thankfully, Fabio is nowhere to be found. (southflorida.com)

· Well, it's official: with the advent of toothbrush porn, everything in the world has officially been associated with sex. Someone seriously needs to deal with their oral fixation. (secretivelife.blogspot.com)

· If you missed "The View" yesterday (and if so, what's wrong with you?!), here's a second chance to watch Star Jones unveil her new death-defying boobs. The real fun is watching Joy Behar pretend she's not completely disgusted. (video @ abcnews.go.com, via Defamer)

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