Porn Valley Dispatch: Encounter the Puma

Puma Swede is from Stockholm. Having spent years listening to the two women in ABBA and the one in Roxette (as well as the guy from A-Ha), I was too culturally unaware to expect her to have a throaty voice. But she did. Raspily, we spoke of lingonberries and getting fucked in the ass. More after the gap. - G. Ponante

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Swede was shooting the lone boy/girl scene in Sandee Westgate's otherwise Girls-Only movie "Thrust". Her partner was a guy named Johnny Castle. The room was filled with smoke from a machine.

Following their coupling, which took place on the second floor of a Hollywood bar across from one of the Scientology buildings that are so numerous here, the three of us ate Triscuits.

"You can walk places in Stockholm," she said, "but not in Los Angeles. I miss small Swedish things."

Her website echoes this. "Well, I like freaky sex," it reads. "I like getting fucked in the ass."

"I went to Minneapolis, where they say there are a lot of Scandinavian people," she continued, "but I hardly found one."

"Having a threesome really turns me on," says PumaSwede.com. ""I can taste pussy and cock at the same time! MMMMMMMMMMM."

"So I always go to IKEA. I have been to many of them. I like the meatballs and the lingonberry sauce. The Swedish chocolates are very very good there."

I was so busy thinking that I could probably use a couple more Billys that I forgot to ask why her name was Puma.

· Puma Swede (pumaswede.com)

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