Porn Valley Dispatch: Back to the Garden

I don't know what Sunday school you went to, but our Colorforms King James Version didn't depict Adam and Eve fucking like bunnies. Regardless, Adam & Eve's "The Search for Adam and Eve" scoured the nation looking for a couple who would know each other Biblically on film. More after the gap. - G. Ponante

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Many people end up in porn as a result of heartbreak and despair. Few show up after winning a contest.

But that is what virginal Jeremiah and Baylee did, competing against dozens of other couples to become Adam & Eve's first "Adam & Eve".

The winners did not know each other previously.

While Carmen Luvana is Adam & Eve's, er, tentpole, Baylee, she of the brand new boobs, is the pre-apple Eve to Luvana's post-serpent version.

Jeremiah went the Cain and Abel route, beating his own brother to make it to the finals, judged in Jamaica by a team of people who really wanted to go to Jamaica, including Fleshbot style and ass consultant Tristan Taormino.

Why did I, Gram, not get to go to Jamaica? You can bet there's going to be some smiting later.

You can watch the Old Testament-sized lust and depravity (there is some sodomy, after all, and the talent waiver used words like "witnesseth")) on InDemand. Jeremiah and Baylee recently shot their first professional scene together in Austyn Moore's upcoming "University of Austyn 2".

· "The Search for Adam & Eve" (adameve.com)

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