Wet Spots

· For someone who just filmed a high profile dirty lingerie commercial, director Mike Figgis seems to have an awfully narrow view of porn: "Most of the actors look as if they really don't like women or certainly don't like [bleeping] them ... The act of sex itself comes across as something quite repugnant to both parties." (NY Daily News @ Adult FYI)

· And speaking of lingerie, does anyone remember who won the Lingerie Bowl last year? Neither do we. But it's still nice to check out what the team rosters look like for next weekend's showdown. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· AVN reports that Vivid will start making "condom optional" porn rather than that condom-mandatory kind they've been doing for the past umpteen years, leaving performers to decide whether they want to film latex-mediated scenes from now on. (avn.com)

· Yes, we've seen that anatomically correct carrot for sale on eBay this week that everyone keeps sending us tips about, and we're not impressed. Show us an anatomically correct giant rutabega, however, and maybe we'll talk. (ebay.com)

· And while you're out shopping for vegetables, don't forget the butter. It's better for you than you think. (Adrants)

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Previously: Wet Spots Archive/Morning Wood Archive