Jana Cova’s Big Ass

January 19, 2006
LANK

In the same way that I am shocked - shocked that AVN isn't taken seriously as a source of information about how much cash is raked in by the adult industry (which I own), I am also horrified that Digital Playground has cast the delightful Jana Cova in something called "Jack's Big Ass Show". Don't they know that women who only do other woman deserve a little more refined treatment?

I mean, please, Robby D. "Mega-packed with juicy crack"? Is this "Phat Buttz Drain My Nutz"? What would Vaclav Havel think?

Don't let them hurt you, Jana.- G. Ponante

· Jack's Big Ass Show (trailer at digitalplayground.com)

Previously: Porn Vegas Dispatch: Robby D., Lanny Barbie, and Me, Jana Cova Goes Digital (Playground)