Wet Spots

· As a valuable public service, Sam Sugar reminds us that killer lap dances are made, not born. (sugarbank.com)

· Just when you thought Japanese sex pillows couldn't get any scarier or more elaborate ... look, they do! (wanta.net, via Sex or Not?)

· New York Magazine presents a sneak preview of "Destricted", a "hornographic" movie premiering at Sundance this month; we're already popping wood over the thought of Matthew Barney "having sex with a giant deforestation machine". (nymetro.com)

· Geneticists ponder a remarkable example of hereditary likeness in the Hilton family; when it comes to a penchant for public breast exposure, the apple evidently doesn't fall far from the tree. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· Sexerati poses the question "Why send armor to our boys in Iraq when you can send chastity kits?" We'll let you come up with your own answers, since we're rather too stunned to think of our own. (sexerati.com)

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