Spanking Blog Roundup

Since it's the time of year when everyone is concerned with whether they've been naughty or nice, we thought we'd go to someone who really knows what being naughty is all about and ask SpankBoss of Spanking Blog to do a special edition of this week's Sex Blog Roundup. If it inspires you to ask Santa for your very own birch whip or tire paddle this year ... well, you still have a few more days to update your wish lists. We won't tell.

Unwrap all that red-bottomed holiday cheer after the jump ...

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Sex Blog Roundup
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A Slightly Mexican Christmas
"'Here in this garage is my one and only seasonal decoration,' my lover explained. 'My decoration of choice happens to represent a great Mexican tradition. You, my dear, are now a Christmas pi
ata.' ... He picked up a wooden rod and began to strike my very accessible posterior."
(My Bottom Smarts)

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A Christmas Past
"It was the afternoon of Christmas eve, 2003.... I watched for Robert's car to pull up so I could meet him at the door.... I stood there to greet him wearing a red velvet demi-bra, matching bikini panties and big reindeer antlers with little blinking lights, offering him a red ribbon tied crop and furry Santa hat. 'Merry Christmas, Santa!' I cooed...."
(Annie's Blog)

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Stress Relief
"When I finished reading, I looked over at my brat, and declared, 'We need a spanking.' 'We?' she asked. 'Yes
we *BOTH* need a spanking tonight. Do you want to go first, or second?' Brat raised her eyebrow; it is a rare, rare occasion that I actually ask for a spanking. 'You
ll go first,' she decided. I rose from the couch, and she commanded, 'Go get the hairbrush.' I put on a pout that was not all play at her suddenly very serious tone."
(Pink Bottomed Girls)

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Last Weekend
"The birch laced across the lowest part of my bottom and stung me with what felt like a thousand white hot thorns. Fred gave me no time to accommodate the sensation. Instead he did exactly what my pent up desire wanted him to, and that was set about scalding me properly. The licks weren
t especially hard, but with a birch all that
s needed is a little swing and some wrist action, and the flexibility and mass of the twigs can pack a very serious sensory burn."
(A Creative Spanked Wife)

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Never Underestimate An Oversized Hairbrush
"He made me wait. For several long minutes, I waited...bent over the chair, listening to the combined hum of his computer and the air conditioner. I shifted from foot to foot, stared at the pink waffle weave of the chair seat and clenched and unclenched my grip on the arms of the chair.... He pressed the cane against both cheeks and held it there, causing me to gasp slightly and close my eyes. I felt my body begin to relax, as my muscles responded in its frighteningly predictable pavlovian way. I stood perfectly still and waited...."
(Spanko Girl)

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Cheaters Never Prosper
"'You will lean over the desk. I will spank you firmly with the paddle until I feel like your bottom is warm enough. Then you will pull down your pants, and get a thorough spanking over your underpants, with the ruler. Then, just to make sure you're never going to allow this to happen again, you will get an even more thorough spanking with a strap, on your bare bottom. Do you understand?'"
(Breathing In)

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A Bride's Lesson Learned
"The buttons began to open, one by one, and Arrianna became aware of Derek
s warm breath on the nape of her neck. When he reached the closures between her shoulder blades she began to experience a rush of desire. Quickly, she tried to check the wanton thoughts forming in her imagination. Too late, she saw herself, nearly nude bent over Derek
s strong thighs. She could feel the cool air on her warm skin. She wondered how his hand would feel as he struck her naked
suddenly she came back to her senses. Her husband intended to spank her!"
(Giardino del Piacere)

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Screw Calgon!
"I am sitting here writing this on a still somewhat red and most definately sore bottom. Last check in the mirror, there is even some bruising starting to come up. Lovely, positively lovely. I'm the most relaxed I've felt in weeks. I suppose I should back up a bit, eh? Last night I met with that charming man I mentioned in an earlier post.... I went over to his house with the express purpose of being thoroughly spanked."
(A Darker Shade Of Me)

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Bonus!
· Spanking Porn Bargains: Holiday Gift Guide (spankingblog.com)
· Bad Girl Christmas Spank (TGP/preview gallery @ spankingdollars.com)

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