Nasty Diva

To self-apply the label "Nasty Diva" is looking for trouble. There's a lot to live up to. It's like when Whoopi Goldberg keeps calling herself "outrageous" when she hosts the Oscars.

This Italian-made micro-bikini calendar (supposedly from a female-run company) features several naught-but-clad models not so much cavorting on Ibiza as standing still. Does that make them nasty? The women are attractive. Does that make them divas?

To my mind, Chi Chi LaRue is a nasty diva, as is Dick Cheney. If the women were to repossess my Fiat and embarrass me publicly about it, maybe then they'd be nasty divas. Right now, they're just hotttt.- G. Ponante

· Nasty Diva Micro-bikini calendar (nastydiva.com)

Previously: Crash Car Girls, Francesco Arca 2006 Calendar, LiberaEva Magazine