Morning Wood

· "I was in the Bush Administration and have lots of powerful friends, elected and appointed. And I guess my party affiliation qualifies me for entry into your ass." And they say we liberal types are oversexed perverts? (Wonkette)

· If the action in these vintage photo stills used to catalogue the boxes of 8mm porn stills is this hot, imagine what the loops themselves must've looked like. (Flickr, see also black and white set here - via Boing Boing)

· Not being Web 2.0 geeks, nor particularly proficient in the art of autofellatio, we'll just have to take these folks' words for how the two compare. (flocksucks.wordpress.com)

· How far would you go to score an Xbox 360? We haven't been able to find more examples of the Craigslist post in question, but apparently two Boston-area women are willing to go all the way. (GameSpot, via beavercheese.com)

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