Morning Wood

Hot photos from the Joanna's Angels party; a certain altporn, er, I mean pomo pinup site responds to the press; condos for pervs like me; MSNBC woos me with sensible porn reportage; the Iran Defence Forum gives me a reason to show you more badass babes with guns; and Ron Jeremy swings his mighty club in the face of born-again anti-porn rhetoric in a debate at LSU. Jump! V. Blue

· Sure, we told you about Joanna's Angels and the Hollywood premiere, but once I had a glimpse of the crazy dirty sexy behind-the-scenes photos, I became a believer... (lastnightsparty.com, thanks Viviane!)

· And just when I was about to lift my weary head from my stupor of Suicide Girls rumors/hype comingled with a vicodin/sex/single malt hangover, BoingBoing has to go and post SG's curious response to the media mayhem; meanwhile SG's Missy writes a curt-yet-polite disclaimer on the post that started the FBI hoo-hah, and Zentastic cuts it all like a knife. (BoingBoing, Suicide Girls, Zentastic)

· I don't know about you, but after this September I'm about ready to pack it all in and get away from it all; now it looks like I've found a company (or at least an ad campaign) that appeals to my baser needs; modern design and thoughtful erotic soundproofing. (htcondos.com, via Adrants)

· Oh, MSNBC—just when I decided our relationship was unhealthy and was going to really really stop the cycle of abuse (reading your sex-negative reportage, feeling abused, coming back for more), then you have to go and write a really fucking great article about the new war on porn, including some great new stats on women viewers and porn. Okay MSNBC, I'm still your girl. (MSNBC)

· And well, since I can't think of any reason to justify linking to the Iran Defence Forum besides their rather strange and slightly hot collection of female soldier pictures from around the world (yes, I know many are incorrect and Photoshopped), I guess you'll just have to take a look and see why it's so oddly compelling. (irandefence.net)

· And kudos to Ron Jeremy for what is at the very least a lifetime of strange bedfellows, our celebrated Hedgehog went face to face with Michael Leahy, a self-proclaimed recovering sex addict and author of "Porn Nation: The Naked Truth" in a debate at Louisiana State University. If the scene was half as funny as the article, I'm so there for the next debate... (2theadvocate.com)

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