Morning Wood

· Now playing on Podnography: Sam Sugar interviews sex blogger Mackenzie and takes a look at the week that was at Fleshbot ... because things are always sweeter the second time around. (podnography.com)

· Speaking of retreads: mark your calendars for Metro's release of the Pam Anderson and Bret Michaels sex tape on DVD next month, since you've probably worn out your copy of the one costarring Tommy Lee by now anyway. (AVN)

· While you're waiting to see more Pam, how about whipping up a hot, steaming batch of Dirty Sanchez cookies? Just be sure to wipe off your upper lip when you're done eating them. (porn-bread.com - thanks Bob)

· Guys: think getting paid to bang hot chicks for a living sounds like a dream job? Take a look at this video starring porn minx Jordan Fleiss and think again. (QuickTime video @ triplexmodeling.com + gfy.com, via Sex Wrecks)

· Or maybe you'd just like to date a porn photographer instead? After all, The Times says it's totally O.K.! (timesonline.co.uk)

· There isn't much nudity in Worth 1000's latest create a celebrity zombie contest, but we know someone somewhere is getting off to it anyway. (worth1000.com)

· Finally, we're sorry we missed the chance to fork over $17,000 for a pretty cool deck of antique porno playing cards—after all, we have to do something with all that money Gawker Media keeps throwing at us for "research" besides spending it on booze and hookers.(ebay.com - thanks Adam)

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