Wet Spots

After spending the week in a soiled schoolgirl uniform, they're getting ready to release me into the wild so I can put some salve on my various rope burns and paddle marks; it's been a great week piloting Fleshbot. To finish out my happy porn week, enjoy my biggest Wet Spots yet. (It was that good.) Kimberly Williams bares all, Tom Sizemore is like, hard all the time, the Mike Tyson porn issue might finally go away, the biggest sex museum in the world and much more after the jump. -V. Blue

· At some point after spilling his lunchtime bourbon into his keyboard, my editor emailed saying, "I have no fucking clue who this is ... but a nip's a nip!" Actually it's Kimberly Williams, and it's definitely not a slip, unless you mean the one she's wearing. (Double Viking)

· Tickets went on sale today for The Stranger's first annual amateur porn contest, and with over 40 films in the lineup... well, it makes me want to go to Seattle and hump. "HUMP! Tickets On Sale Now!" (The Stranger)

· Proving that life in the porn mines can be filled with just as much horror as delight: on My Masturbation there are more "caught masturbating by mom" stories than any other kind. If I weren't still wrapped in Shibari rope bondage to my desk, I'd be running, screaming... (thanks Baker Bob)

· If you went into a public toilet and saw graphic Kama Sutra illustrations on the walls, what would you do? Would you put up a little sign that reads "If this stall's rocking, don't bother knocking"? (Boing Boing)

· In Japan there exists a sex museum whose curators claim that the vast collection would take ten years for a visitor to see everything, including the pubic hair exhibit. Now that's what I call attention to detail. (Japundit)

· As a reader points out, Colin Farrell might be averse to the publicity from a celebrity sex tape, but that exactly what Michelle Pfeiffer's sister would like the most. (The Sun, thanks George)

· Irritated that I'm constantly reminded of the thought of Mike Tyson in a pornographic context (it's like a cold shower, folks), still I dutifully, thankfully report that Tyson has issued a statement that he will not be making porn with Jenna Jameson, or anyone else, or biting off Jesse Jane's earlobe, or even punching Randy Spears, for that matter. (Contact Music)

· Ed Powers, "Dirty Debutantes" midwife and very vocal supporter of safer sex practices in porn, recently shot a scene with Brooke Ashley and Eddie Wood, both of whom are HIV-positive performers. They don't comment on the superinfection issue in the article, but you can read all the graphic details of the shoot. (AVN)

· In a bizarre twist to an already complicated discussion, a Maryland court of appeals ruled that "Maryland state law does not consider downloading child pornography a crime." Lest we be confused: the downloader in question is still up on possession charges. (Xbiz)

· Tom Sizemore, what a perfect name for a man claiming his chronic priapism led him to make his own sex tapes for the past three years. My chronic priapism just makes me blog; some people have all the luck. (Gawker)