Wet Spots

· Getty Images goes boob crazy with editorial (un)coverage of photoshoot starring Big Brother UK contestant Michelle Bass. Guess she's more newsworthy than we thought. (gettyimages.com - thanks Spencer)

· Is that a Thrillhammer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see Violet Blue give a live action remote demonstration of it at Dorkbot SF next week? (Probably the latter, unless your pockets are really big.) (slashdong.org; more @ Wired)

· Finally, the perfect wardrobe prop for that porn remake of "Home Alone 2: Lost In New York" you've been dying to make: Plaza Hotel maid's uniforms now for sale on eBay. (newyorkology.com)

· Forbes calls the Viagra/blindness link making headlines today a "Drug Safety Witchhunt"; forestalls tragic, sudden mass hoarding of Enzyte in the process. (forbes.com)

· More tips on turning your PlayStation into a porn machine, in case you're running out of ideas about how to use all those Playboy pics you downloaded. (sextoyspro.com)

· What do Darth Vader's privates look like? Some women in Malaysia may be able to tell you. (Ananova, via sexblo.gs)

· A reminder that National Masturbation Month comes to a shuddering climax this weekend. Funny how these things always end too soon.

· And if you prefer to occupy yourself over the long holiday weekend with company, remember that safe sex is for everyone—even ex-senators. (Washington Post)

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